Thursday, May 9, 2013

Hear Ye, Peasants: Dame Gwyneth Paltrow Shall Cease Attending Met Gala

Gwyneth Paltrow says she will never attend the  Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in the future.
 
Because Gwyneth Paltrow thinks people should throw a parade when even when she takes an organic, macrobiotic shit, she has revealed that this past Met Gala will be her last...what will the Queen think?
 
Via UsMagazine:
 
"A nation mourns. Gwyneth Paltrow's appearance at the star-packed Met Gala in NYC on Monday, May 6 was apparently her very last. "I'm never going again," Paltrow, 40, told USA Today of the Costume Institute Ball in NYC, where she wore a ladylike, modest Valentino Haute Couture Corolle gown.
The Iron Man 3 star's complaints? "It was so un-fun. It was boiling," she explained. "I did not enjoy it at all."
In  a related note-I just farted.  It was boiling and so un-fun and I did not enjoy it at all.

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