Since the United States is fat as shit now, of course there's an impending bacon shortage. Let me tell you-if you wanna get Americans riled up about something, don't bother with elections or health care or any of that shit...TALK BACON. The Guardian reports:
"...the cost of bacon has doubled since 2006, and record droughts are to blame. Consumption of bacon is falling as prices have been rising."
So, yeah. "Git yer guns n head on inter the root celler...them commie basterds ain't taken our meat without r fight. Grab yer sister-we's gonna need breedin' stock." (How I imagine any person really upset about this talks).
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