2012 Emmys Rundown

Ahoy hoy,

So, the 2012 Emmy's were last night, and to be honest, we here at Tasteless Entertainent only watch the program for the "In Memoriam" segment...which comes way too late and is way too short. 

ANYWAY...for those of you who missed the night of circle jerking and back patting, here is a condensed rundown of the evening:

8:00 pm...The opening sketch, which is never as funny as the producers hope, featured a slowly ballooning Christina Hendricks, Kathy Bates, Mindy Kahling, and a nude Lena Dunham.  You heard me right folks, that thing was nude and eating cake.  Someone needs to tell her that it's the fat MEN that are funny, not fat WOMEN.  Oh yeah, and Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen were in it,  trying their damndest to be HI-larious.  Golf claps ensue.

Julie Bowen won for best supporting actress in a comedy series for Modern Family and prattled on tirelessly about how she didn't deserve it blah, blah, blah.  She attempted thrice to make the audience laugh about nipple covers, but her efforts were for nought, producing only titters from her castmates and the audience. 

9:00 pm...Aaron Paul tries to prove he likes the ladies. 

Ricky Gervais tries, fails, tries again, fails. 

I changed the channel at around 10:00 pm to watch the season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey...now, that's some REAL acting...why these ladies weren't invited to this broadcast is BAFFLING to the Tasteless Team.  In a perfect world, this leading lady would bring home ALL the Emmy gold:

So that's it...Julianne Moore won for playing a retard...like Claire Danes did for Temple Grandin!  OH...speaking of Claire Danes, that pretentious mess won for Homeland. 

So there you have it, everything I gathered from the broadcast...if you wanted actual coverage of the Emmy's, well, you're stupid.  It's an awards show, not the election.  Not that I'm even gonna vote.