"It's almost like if she got her chin too close to her stomach it would pop like a balloon." -Science
Reese Witherspoon gave birth today to a baby boy, whom she named Tennessee James Toth. She grew up in Tennessee get it? So of course she is going to make her son carry that shit around his whole life. I'm just saying Tennessee Toth sounds like that moonshine your uncle brought over that one Christmas,things got a little crazy and...STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER... *gets out from under desk* whew, what were we talking about? Florida Evans?
Congratulations Elle Woods.
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