Here it is, world...the first look at Bruce Jenner as Caitlyn.
Caitlyn is a strong, mannish woman who fell into a K-hole when a slagathor's husband died and she took the mythical beast as her own. Caitlyn hasn't seen the light of day since that dreaded wedding day, when the tribes of the two families melded into one super circus. Now, with the evil slagathor vanquished and the three headed gypsy monster distracted by pretentious rappers and ex-convicts, Caitlyn may emerge, penis tucked, victorious onto the cover of Vanity Fair.
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