Diddy Arrested after Fight with UCLA Football Coach

 

Oh boy, this is what happens when you tell Diddy to "hang on"...via TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Diddy allegedly attacked the coach with a kettlebell weight. He was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon ... a felony.

Our UCLA sources tell us Diddy confronted Strength and Conditioning Coach Sal Alosi while Alosi was on the phone. We're told Diddy was told to "hang on" but he wasn't having it and picked up a kettlebell and swung it, narrowly missing Alosi. One source said if Diddy had connected it could have killed Alosi.
We're also told the entire altercation is on video.
And get this ... we're told Diddy is referred to by the UCLA staff as a "helicopter dad," for hovering over practices.
By the way ... Alosi is infamous in his own right.  He was a NY Jets coach who was suspended by the NFL in 2010 after tripping a Miami Dolphins player who was covering a punt. 
Head Coach Jim Mora called this an "unfortunate incident for all parties involved" -- and said they would let the legal process run its course.

Wow...so basically if you need a minute before you can talk to Diddy, you're risking a life-threatening injury.  Do you think he carries a kettlebell around with him at all times and if like, he's at a dentist appointment and they say "the dentist will be with you in a minute" he's all like "aw hell no, bitch" and just swings the kettlebell at the hygienist?   Ooohh I bet his worst enemy is the bank line.  Let me tell you, it's all worth it if he has a super clever catch phrase:

*slides on Ray-Bans* "It's time to put the kettle to the metal"...WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH