Thursday, June 19, 2014

That Tan Turd from 5 years Ago Got Arrested; Has New Show

 
I never thought that in my career as a blogger/sexpert/space-cowboy/love-machine 3000/DeLorean owner, I would ever mention this douch-nugget again, but here we are.  Crazy times we live in people, crazy times.  Via CNN:

 Former "Jersey Shore" star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was charged with simple assault after a fight in a tanning salon he co-owns with his brother.
Video captured by Splash News showed a smiling Sorrentino walking out of the Middletown, New Jersey, police station after posting a $500 bond Tuesday afternoon. His right eye appeared bruised and scratches were visible on his neck.

As for the new show I mentioned, it's going to be airing on the TV Guide Network (so ya know, nobody but people who have either lost their remote/died are going to be watching it) and it's going to be about a tanning salon that he owns with his family.  It's entirely possible that the fight was for the cameras (considering it was with his brother) but the important thing is that somebody punched him.

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