Friday, June 27, 2014

James Franco and Seth Rogen have Doomed Us All

 
So basically, Kim Jong Un isn't a fan of awkward smiling and dick jokes because he has threatened a "merciless retaliation" if the Rogen/Franco film "The Interview" (a comedy about the attempted assassination of Kim Jon Un) is released in October.  Via The Washington Post: 

Well, that escalated quickly.
A spokesman for the North Korean Foreign Ministry threatened "merciless counter-measures" if the United States (or film studio based in the United States, anyway) releases "The Interview," a James Franco-Seth Rogen comedy that depicts an attempt to assassinate Kim Jong Un, BBC News reported.
"Making and releasing a movie on a plot to hurt our top-level leadership is the most blatant act of terrorism and war and will absolutely not be tolerated," the unnamed spokesman said, according to the state-run Korean Central News Agency. "If the U.S. administration allows and defends the showing of the film, a merciless counter-measure will be taken."
In the Columbia Pictures film, which is scheduled for release in October, Franco and Rogen play two journalists who land a rare interview with North Korea's supreme leader and are recruited by the CIA to assassinate him.

Okay, so basically we can all agree that Kim Jong Un is a douche among turds, but goddamit Franco/Rogen and other guy who always writes the movies with Rogen...why?  Why is it you must make another movie together when not one has been good since Pineapple Express?  Is it so you can bang without your wife/Japanes Pillow girlfriend knowing?  They knew what they were getting into by marrying someone in show business...they knew.  Check out the trailer below.  Or don't and see if I care.



 

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