Friday, June 27, 2014

Shia LaBeouf Arrested at Broadway Show...Because What Else Would Come After 'Shia LaBeouf Arrested'?

So apparently, Miss Shia was causing quite the stir on the great white way, but what else would you expect from someone who willingly sent Lars Von Trier a sex tape of themselves?  Sidenote: if he didn't labe the tape 'Holes', he's wasting his life.  Via UsWeekly:

An NYPD spokesperson tells Us Weekly that Shia LeBeouf "has been charged with disorderly conduct. He was also charged with criminal trespass. While at Studio 54 he was upsetting patrons, being loud and yelling. He'll be jailed. There will be a court appearance for this matter."
"Shia seemed out of sorts," a source tells Us. "He was interacting with strangers during the show and slapping peoples' backsides. He was trying to avoid the police and fell. Then he was cursing at the police while being taken into custody."

Shia LaBeouf was handcuffed and escorted out of a production of Cabaret in New York City on June 26, a source confirms to Us Weekly.

The 28-year-old was reportedly being "disruptive" during the Broadway production which stars Michelle Williams and Alan Cumming. A show source tells Us: "He was disruptive during act one and escorted out of Studio 54 at intermission."
As to what exactly the actor was doing, another source tells Us LeBeouf was "harassing audience members, harassing actors on the stage, and chain smoking inside the theater."
A NYPD PIO officer confirms to Us: "He was removed from Studio 54 and taken to a local precinct. No charges have been filed as of yet."

According to bystanders, he was also crying when police handcuffed him.  Okay, here is my theory...Miss Shia went back in time the night before, and when he went to Studio 54 he assumed he was still in 1978...are you still with me?  So he was watching Cabaret, and probably got all freaked out that the Nazis were destroying disco.  

I will take my Nobel Prize in chocolate form, please. 


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