If You Don't Want to Take Pictures of Kanye West's Wedding, You Don't Deserve to Live on This Earth

So now Kanye West is all pissy with Annie Leibovitz because apparently she "pulled out" of photographing his freakshow wedding.  Oh this is delicious, via UsWeekly:

"Let me tell you something about that kiss photo that my girl put up," West said (via the New York Post). The rapper, 37, referring to Kardashian's Instagram picture of the newlyweds kissing after being pronounced husband and wife, said it "was pissing my girl off during the honeymoon." He explained: "She was exhausted because we worked on the photo so much because Annie Leibovitz pulled out right before the wedding."

West theorized that the world-famous shutterbug was, "like, scared of the idea of celebrity."

Vogue's resident photographer Leibovitz, 64, is revered for her use of bold colors and lighting in beautiful, provocative portraits. The just-married couple spent four days editing the picture during their Ireland honeymoon to achieve her style. "We sat there and worked on that photo for, like, four days because the flowers were off-color," West continued.

"And the fact that the No. 1 most-liked photo has a kind of aesthetic was a win for what the mission is, which is raising the palette," he added. (Kimye's wedding photo on Kardashian's Instagram set a record as the most-liked post ever on the social media platform, garnering more than 2 million likes.) "It was a long time… why did Annie Leibovitz pull out one day before the wedding?" 

Hey...Do you guys remember when rappers would like, rap about being from the street, and talk about their rough upbringings which ultimately led them to write really hard-hitting and meaningful songs that made you think about the grittiness that everybody in America kind of ignored?  Remember when Ice Cube famously said that today was a good day, because he didn't need to use his AK?  Remember all that?  Yeah-it's getting kind of lost now when the self-proclaimed "Greatest rapper alive" or whatever bullshit he calls himself is getting into cat fights with Annie Leibovitz and having wet dreams about Instagram.  Basically, what I'm saying is that Kanye West is a whiter, gayer, Scrooge McDuck.