Monday, June 10, 2013

Try and Cleavage Your Way Out of This One!

Erin Brokovich-Ellis, the legal advocate/ environmental activist made famous by Julia Roberts' Oscar winning portrayal, and her huge jugs, was arrested on Friday for drunk driving…a boat. Erin was observed by a game warden on Lake Mead having trouble docking her boat at the Las Vegas Boat Harbor. He asked if he could help her with a motorboat. Kidding, that didn't happen, I don't think, but it should have. He did ask her to take a field sobriety test, which I'm not sure is the same for boats as it is for cars. Do they make you swim in a straight line? Anywho, she failed and they booked her in the Clark County Detention Center. Man, I haven't been there in a while. Good times, good times. She was released after posting $1,000 bail. Brokovich-Ellis stated, "After a day in the sun and with nothing to eat it appears that a couple of drinks had a greater impact than I realized." Come on, I thought you're supposed to pretend to be a lawyer. Nothing to eat? Sun? You can do better than that.

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