Because when you imply that your wife's vag gave you cancer-you can bet someone is gonna have a cold pot roast for dinner MISTER.
Because Michael "You Old Queen" Douglas likes to say shit, hear how it sounds like his wife's vagina is full of cancer spewing dragons, and then immediately take it back, his rep gave this statement:
"Michael Douglas did not say cunnilingus was the cause of his cancer. It was discussed that oral sex is a suspected cause of certain oral cancers as doctors in the article point out, but he did not say it was the specific cause of his personal cancer.”
But holy shit-there is audio available refuting that, so-I don't know-my guess is his wife threatened his life by pelvic thrusting in his face for an hour while heaving "TAKE. IT. BACK!"
But that's just me-I have the imagination of a child.
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