Tuesday, September 25, 2012
U.S. Headed for Bacon Shortage...Oh wait, Here it is
Since the United States is fat as shit now, of course there's an impending bacon shortage. Let me tell you-if you wanna get Americans riled up about something, don't bother with elections or health care or any of that shit...TALK BACON. The Guardian reports:
"...the cost of bacon has doubled since 2006, and record droughts are to blame. Consumption of bacon is falling as prices have been rising."
So, yeah. "Git yer guns n head on inter the root celler...them commie basterds ain't taken our meat without r fight. Grab yer sister-we's gonna need breedin' stock." (How I imagine any person really upset about this talks).
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