Wednesday, September 26, 2012
So, JWOW is Engaged...
Because one of them missing her abortio-ahem...having a baby wasn't enough, Jenni "JWOW" Farley is now engaged to boyfriend Roger Mathews. Via InTouch:
"...Mathews proposed while the two were taking a skydiving lesson. After they had jumped and safely landed, she says she looked over and saw a handwritten sign reading, "Jenni, will you..." "I turned to him and freaked out," Farley said. Then she said "Yes." "
This is good-cuz it totally shows young girls that if you work hard and stay in school, you can have it all-wait what? Oh goddamit. Okay, starting over-It shows that if you drink to excess, get into random fights at bars, and fuck everything that can dance battle, they too can have millions of dollars, a dream wedding, and be on the cover of every magazine in circulation. Oh, and chlamydia. Lots and lots of chlamydia.
Congrats.
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