Thursday, September 27, 2012

Justin Timberlake Unveils New MySpace, Will Unveil New BetaMax Next



In "Well that's completely unnecessary" news, Justin Timberlake unveiled the new MySpace today.  So basically, he's like a less savvy, but not as Herman Munster-y Mark Cuban with his investments.  Timberlake says that this MySpace will be a way for an artist to connect with their fanbase.  He said something about "bridging the gap" and making "artists feel comfortable" but all I heard was douchetooldouchebridgingthetooldouchegapheyanybodywannagototheGapandtryonladiesvests?

Here's the thing: Justin Timberlake dresses like Ellen.  Case closed.

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