Monday, September 17, 2012

UNWANTED ADVICE

ASK BERNICE

SALLY From TOPEKA asks "I was shopping at Wal-Mart the other day and I noticed that there are 2 different types of my preferred tampon--scented and unscented. Is there a big difference? And will one irritate me more than the other?

A: Sally, what in Sam Hill are you shopping at Wal-Mart for? That's for poor people! Do you know there is a place in every Wal-Mart parking lot for some derelect to park their mobile home? And you're buying TAMPONS there?! Ew. Ew to you.

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