And to make matters worse, Lea Michele is going to "stand by him" through this. So he couldn't even convince Barbara Streisand lite to break up with him with that whole "I need rehab" BS. Back to the drawing board...
CORY: I tots love crack, so I understand if you wanna break up-
LEA: No honey, I'm standing by you...
CORY: Shit-uh-I'm married.
LEA: We'll make it work.
CORY: Gay?
LEA: I'll be a great beard.
CORY: I like to make my penis look like a puppy and then go to the schoolyard and scare children with it.
LEA: Who doesn't?
How that happened.
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