Saturday, April 6, 2013

Olivier Martinez Must Have the Sperm of an NBA Player

Ballin"

Because he was able to impregnate his 46-year-old fianceƩ Halle Berry. Not that 46 is old, just you know, pregnancy at that age is something reserved for Scientologists or people who see UFOs in their pancakes in Arkansas, that kind of thing. But we know Olivier can be pretty forceful, judging from the pics of Berry's ex Gabriel Aubry after their Thanksgiving confrontation, so chances are his sperm was not going to take no for an answer. Apparently they are expecting a boy. Congratulations!

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