Monday, April 22, 2013

Reese Witherspoon and Her Husband Arrested for DUI, Douchiness

Well, this is a bit of a shocker, I must say. Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth were arrested DUI (his) and disorderly conduct (hers) early Friday morning Atlanta. Toth was pulled over for weaving across a double line. According to the arresting officer, he appeared disheveled and smelled of alcohol. The officer then administered a sobriety test, and he blew a .139, while the legal limit in Georgia is .08, not 3.0 as many people believe. While her husband was failing his test, Witherspoon became antsy, and started hanging out of the car window, yelling at the police officer, saying that she did not believe he was a real officer. The mother of 3 then exited the car she told to stay in when her husband was arrrested. Witherspoon resisted when the cop grabbed her arms and her husband tried to calm her down. She then asked the officer, "Do you know my name?" To which the officer responded, "No, I don't need to know your name." And then she said "You're about to find out who I am." She then pulled down her pants and exposed her huge black penis, saying "I am John Witherspoon, Bitch!" Okay, that part's not true, but all the rest of it is, and just as shocking!

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