The Oscars Are So Yesterday

 We hate to say it, but we are so over award season. I have had it up to here with Jennifer Lawrence's "I'm such a klutz, I'm a dude, seriously I have a penis" routine. And Jared Leto, seriously, can't you just go back to being Jordan Catalano? We like you as an insensitive man, not an overly sensitive woman!
So our Oscar reporting will cover the people who have absolutely no business being at these Oscar events and after parties, in a segment we like to call "Who Let YOU in?"

Looks like the the Kardashians are planning some kind of ventriloquist act. Save it for Beecher's Madhouse ladies.

Allison Williams is just the prettiest girl at Prairie prom

Proactiv may have cleared up Adam Levine's skin, but does not prevent him from making that dumbass smirk, seriously who let you in?

                                        

Miranda Kerr makes as much sense at an Oscar party as a Grammy. Ohhh snap!