"She will be mine, Mr. Fluffy Paw."
Aaron Carter has vowed to win back Hillary Duff because apparently now, we live in a vow-swearing Jane Austen netherworld. Here is a tweet from Sir Aaron regarding Hillary Duff's ex-husband, Mike Comrie:
"Don't be that stupid douche that loses the love of your life forever.. Like me…"
Words we can all live by in the pursuit of love, Sir. Now please don't terry-run down to the estate and fetch out the dowry from the chesterfield made by Lady Puffington to marry off her daughter to Lord Wigglesworth. Tut tut hurry along. That's a good lad.
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