OMG You Guys Taylor Swift is Like, the Biggest Bitch in Ninth Grade

 

Okay, because Taylor Swift is 24 and totally knows how to act like a mature adult-she is tots not talking to her bestie Selena Gomez cuz she like h8s her boyfriend!  GAWD!

Via UsWeekly: 

 

Swift is disgusted that the pair are back together, cutting off her bestie after tweeting just last July that Gomez was "the closest thing I've ever had to a sister." 
The "Boyfriend" singer sent his ex $10,000 in flowers and flew from Miami to McAllen, Texas to see her on March 7. Two days later, the "Come And Get It" crooner accompanied the Biebs to the SXSW music fest where he sang his hit "As Long as You Love Me" to her. 

But Gomez rekindling of the Jelena flame isn't the only thing peeving Swift. She believes Gomez "used" a brief romance with the Grammy winner's pal Ed Sheeran last June to make her jailbird sweetie jealous. 
"After Selena pulled that move, Taylor started distancing herself," a source tells Us. 

 And Swift has plenty of besties to spend time with otherwise. Recently she's been spotted with Modern Family's Sarah Hyland, True Grit's Hailee Steinfeld, Victoria's Secret model Karlie Kloss, and even Gomez's enemy, New Zealander Lorde. But while their friendship may be struggling, a Swift pal insists that the country artist-turned-pop vocalist loves Gomez and will always be there for her. 

So yes-as you can see, Taylor Swift is totally normal.  She just ACTS like the pied piper of impressionable young women and we shouldn't be concerned at all.  If she was a fifty year old computer geek with sweat pants and yellowed aviator glasses, sure but no, no, we should just leave her alo-NOW!

"Hi there Taylor-why don't you just take a seat right-right over there.  That's right.  I'm Chris Hansen."  (I'm not really Chris Hansen but I think you get my point and I can stop talking into my stapler now.)