Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Chris Martin Got Tired of Gooping Gwenyth Paltrow


  
So Lord and Lady Vegan of Pretentionshire have decided to part ways because you can only smell each others farts out of champagne glasses for so long.  Via UsWeekly:

 "It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate," the statement read. "We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate."

Who knows what this will do to their kingdom.  Someone should really place the serfs into solitary, lest they gain the power of literacy and read the royal scrolls.  All will be lost.  

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