Monday, September 2, 2013

That Book That Middle-Aged Women Masturbate to is Gonna Be a Movie Starring These Two

Dakota Johnson, Charlie Hunnam

I don't know much about 50 Shades of Grey, but I do know if you pretend to be the author of it and sign those books, Barnes & Noble will throw you out pretty damn fast.  Any snooch-it's gonna be a movie and these two are the stars: Dakato Whatserface and Charlie Vikingstein.  Okay those aren't their real names but does it really matter?  

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