Kris and Bruce Jenner Made a Sex Tape...I'll Be Leaving the United States Now-Those Who Are Fair of Heart May Join Me

 

Did we anger you, God?

 

 

According to The New York Post, the two crypt-kreepers up top decided to rub their wrinkly parts together in front of the cameras:

 

 

Reality star Kris Jenner admitted to following in her daughter Kim Kardashian's footsteps and making a XXX-rated home movie with husband Bruce Jenner,

The Kardashian matriarch, who was the brains behind Kim's rise to fame after her sex tape with singer Ray J was leaked in 2007, made the confession in an upcoming episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians."
Jenner and her hubby said they made their own naughty film "to spice things up" in their relationship.


I'm not sure, but I think if we traveled back in time and showed this tape to Hitler before he got all Holocaust-y, he would commit suicide, and BOOM-no genocide of 8 million people. 

It's called science...get used to it.