Because Oprah Winfrey only has so much free time when she's not fishing Cheetos out of her couch cushions, she apparently told Lindsay Lohan not to go on vacation to Europe for fear she may relapse. This wouldn't be good for the deal they struck for a docuseries on Lohan's post-rehab life. According to TMZ, Oprah has called Lohan several times over the past 24 hours to convince her not to leave the country. OPRAH HAS SPOKEN!
All I'm hearing here is that Oprah has given up on African schoolchildren and has decided to focus her energy obsessively on someone who, let's be honest, doesn't really deserve jack shit. I'm assuming she chose this path because it means less trips off the recliner.
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