Jodie Foster: Lesbian Superhero

Apparently, Jamie Lee Curtis was in a car accident on Thursday, only to be saved by the iron jawed snatch of Jodie Foster.  Via UsWeekly:

It was a Freaky Thursday for Jamie Lee Curtis and Jodie Foster. Curtis, 54, was involved in a serious car accident in Venice, Calif. the morning of Aug. 1, suffering minor injuries. As photos at TMZ attest, the Fish Called Wanda star and Activia spokeswoman was transported to a local hospital via ambulance -- but fellow Hollywood veteran Jodie Foster arrived on the scene to help, following an apparent phone call from longtime pal Curtis.

UPDATE: A rep for Curtis tells Us Weekly that "Jamie was not hurt and is doing fine," and also confirms that Foster was at the scene.

Wanna know how Jodie Foster got so powerful?  Vagina.  And poop yogurt.