Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Catherine Zeta-Jones is Done Giving Michael Douglas Vagina Throat Cancer

The couple are ‘taking a break’ according to a People magazine source.
 
 
According to the New York Daily News, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are "taking a break" from marriage.  This shouldn't really be shocking because well-you know-she's bat shit crazy and he just discovered this year the sweet taste of Matt Damon.  And I think that guy in the back is casting a "leave your husband" spell on her---I've used that look before, chief.

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