On Wednesday, Leah Remini filed a missing person report for Michelle Miscavige, who is the wife of David Miscavige, the head brainwasher of dumbass trendy celebrities and their delicious money yum yum yum the head of the church of Scientology. Los Angeles police apparently made contact with what I can only assume is a hand puppet, or David Miscavige in a dress and wig, because they have deemed the report "unfounded." LAPD investigators say they have made contact with Michelle Miscavige.
Sooooo...only after Leah Remini leaves Scientology does she think it's appropriate to alert the police to the crazy ass fact that this "wife" of the "leader" hasn't been seen in years. Uh-huh, it didn't seem to bother her for the years leading up to it, no-no everyone was perfectly happy with the explanation "Uh, guys, Michelle isn't gonna be here tonight, she's on her lady period again-haha girls right? Ew-amiright? Who wants to take a bath in Tom Cruise's mini tub?"
-How that happened.
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