Tuesday, September 17, 2013

People Should Probably Stop Letting Their Kids Have Stupid Fucking Opinions

Jaden Smith attends the Jackie Chan Hand/Footprint Cement Ceremony
Because apparently the fresh prince of pretentious hasn't learned that smacking your stupid teenager will get them to stop being a damn fool, Jaden Smith (Will Smith's kid who walks around dressed as superheros, ya know-cuz he's not a fucking retard) went on the Twitter machine to speak out against America's greatest enemy: going to school.  Via UsWeekly:

"People Use To Ask Me What Do You Wanna Be When You Get Older And I Would Say What A Stupid Question The Real Question Is What Am I Right Now," the Karate Kid star began. He continued: "All The Rules In This World Were Made By Someone No Smarter Than You. So Make Your Own."

"School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth," he added. "Education Is Rebellion. If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth."
Finally, Smith -- a close pal of Justin Bieber -- declared: If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society . . . Everybody Get Off Your Phones And Go Do What You Actually Wanna Do."


Yes, yes-listen to the boy who capitalizes every fucking word in his stupid pointless sentence, and thinks 'use' and 'used' are interchangeable words.  He knows the way.  Education is rebellion?  What the fuck-did someone let him watch V for Vendetta and eat a pixie stick before bedtime?  The sad thing is, dumb fucking teenagers are going to look at this and not realize that this little pussy was handed a film career constantly playing his father's kid in stupid movies because he happens to be the product of what I can only assume was Jada Pinkett-Smith's first successful rape of a man after she got the sex change.  


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