Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Aww C'mon Guys! Can't We Make This Work?

Cathernine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas have decided to talk things out to try to save their marriage, is it too much to ask that this middle-to-old aged couple above do the same?  Richard Gere and Carey Lowell (Our favorite female asst D.A. on Law & Order by the way) have split up after 11 years of marriage and about 18 years of being a couple. Apparently Gere's Buddhist lifestyle of solitude and Lowell's desire to be more social don't mesh well and the two have been leading relatively separate lives. Listen, you guys aren't gonna find anyone better. Richard might date some hippie Buddhist girl half his age, probably younger actually who will encourage him to do more socially conscious movies (Say bye bye to Shall We Dance Gere), and Carey, well you'll probably have a bunch of one night stands with 20-something playboys and eventually end up with VD. Now, What kind of life does that sound like?

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