Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Simon Cowell Knocked Up Some Lady

Simon Cowell expecting baby with friends wife
"You're awful.  Get naked."

Because Simon Cowell is such a good friend, he impregnated his close friend's wife, who will now be leaving her husband to be with her baby daddy.  So yeah, this has all the makings for a success.  This is going to be the Bo Bice of parenting.

UPDATE:  According to UsWeekly, Simon says he will "take care of everything."  Hide the coat hangers.

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