Thursday, July 11, 2013

Leah Remini Escapes Scientology; Tom Cruise's Penis Shrinks Five Inches

Leah Remini has reportedly left the spaceship of Scientology over "growing discontent" and was fed up with the church leader, Crazy McWhatthefuck's thought modification procedures.  Yeah you read that right.  It gets weirder from there...apparently, nobody is allowed to question the "leader" whose wife  hasn't been seen since 2007?  "Sea Org religious order", "interrogations", and "Mimi Rogers" were all terms used in the Page Six article, I'm guessing to scare young children to eat their vegetables:

"Eat up Billy, or Mimi Rogers will modulate your thoughts with Tom Cruise's Sphincter.  Danny Masterson will be there too!  Oh, and uh-Sea Org!"

Trust me-it will work.  Your kid will turn into a damn rabbit.  




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