Because, according to NewYork Magazine, this is what passes as news...via E!
In a fast food confession to New York Magazine, the 44-year-old actress is recounting an incident in which she and fiancé Justin Theroux found themselves eating the burger chain's signature meal.
"I'll never forget when Justin and I were on a road trip and we were so hungry," Aniston says. "The only thing around was McDonald's. I think I ordered a Big Mac. Wow, my body did not react well to that! It was like putting gasoline in a purified system. I am always trying to eat organic and natural foods, so that just made my stomach turn and made me feel terrible. And I think what you put in your body, as well as stress, is reflected in the quality of your skin."
"She'll never forget" that time? I am assuming eating a Big Mac was Jennifer Aniston's personal 9/11, in which case, oh me oh my, where is HER parade? Ahh yes, coming out her ass in explosive diarrhea form.
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