Christmas may be over, but the gifts just keep on coming!
Kevin Federline's brother Christopher is now claiming he is the father of Britney's eldest son Sean Preston, and has filed court documents to keep her from going public with that information (The white trash mind has an inability to recognize common sense. Any court docs mentioning Britney Spears will most definitely make their way to the public . . . AWW Dang it, I done did stupid agin!!!) He also claims that Spears stole his credit card and bought a shit ton of Archie and Betty Boop Comics . . . for her sons . . . yeah right, everyone knows Britney likes to get down with some Jughead. Watch out for the sticky pages on the Double Digest. When C. Federline contacted Spears about the stolen card's charges, she apparently laughed at him and told him he had a small penis. Duh, Chris. People who have small penises deserve to be laughed at and have their credit cards stolen, it's in the Hillbilly Handbook, right next to gettin' your brother's wife pregnant, coincidentally.
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