Courtney Stodden Whored up the Holidays; Now Those Presents Have to Get Tested

In an effort to prove he is straight, I guess, Doug Whats-his-Perv had his teen bride pose for these pictures of her getting her stank all over these innocent gifts.  But the sharp eye can see through anything, Doug.  A Pink Christmas Tree??  You ain't foolin' nobody.

Hurray for beards!