Monday, December 3, 2012

Hazzah! Prince William's Royal Scepter has Put an Unborn Heir into Kate's Bejeweled Vay-Jay

Via CBS News:

"Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby," the announcement said. "The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are delighted with the news."

The announcement added that Kate was admitted to King Edward VII Hospital in London on Monday with a severe form of morning sickness. William is at his wife's side.

Now, I don't know much about childbirth, vaginas, or royalty-but I'm pretty sure if you have to go to the hospital with a "severe case of morning sickness" you are a royal pussy.  BAM!  Me: 1 Royal White Bread: 0.

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