Heidi Klum: I Get one Day a Year to dress up Like an Insane Weirdo and Goddam it! It's Happening TODAY!

Because it's totally normal for adult to take Halloween THIS seriously, Heidi Klum hosted her annual costume party on December 1st, because ya know-that hurricane tots stole her thunder in October.  The party is supposedly benefiting victims of Hurrican Sandy, which totally explains everything...except for the fact that somebody came gold liquid all over Heidi Klum's face.