Kate Winslet was married for the third time the other day (to Ned Rock'n Roll? Sure, why not?) in a "quiet" ceremony...which means it will be on the cover of every upcoming magazine next week. Now, I know that while I mock the hypocrisy of celebrity marriages, I am just adding to it by reporting it...I, uh-I'm doing it ironically, yeah...that's it. I'm ironic. *
snaps old timey suspenders* Now off to the haberdashery for some spiffy new spats.
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