Friday, August 14, 2015

The Grown Up Jenner Cum was on a Yacht

Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin, Kylie Jenner, and Pia Mia goof off on a yacht in Mexico for Kylie's 18th birthday. 
Hey! Is that an unassuming black athlete we can destroy?  

Hey guys, because I like to make you mad so you make that adorable mad face (remember when I told your mom at Thanksgiving that you had both female and male junky parts?  Ha ha-we laughed and laughed...) Here is the grown up semen from the Bruce Jenner science project (thank you Snoop Dogg) celebrating their vapid, awful existence on a yacht...oh and by the way, Tyga got Kylie Jenner a Ferrari for her 18th birthday.  Yes, that is correct- a goddam Ferrari because she totally deserved that.  For God's sake-she's 18, has fake tits and a GED...she should be working at a Denny's in Arkansas not getting a goddam sports car.  Oh, and for a little perspective, Malala Yousafzai marked her 18th birthday by opening a school for refugees in Syria.  So, yeah, there's that.

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