Kim Richards Stole a Shitload of Stuff from Target

 

Ah the face of undeserved fame...

Okay, so for those of you normals who don't jerk off to the Real Housewives because your mom took away your Amelia Bedelia books, Kim Richards is the alcoholic aunt of Paris Hilton, and star of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills...oh and she's also a psychotic pill-popping kleptomaniac.  Via UsWeekly: 

She needs to sit down for some real talk. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards was arrested on Sunday, Aug. 2, after she was caught shoplifting from a Target store in San Fernando Valley, Calif.
The Van Nuys Police Department confirms to Us Weekly that Richards, 50, was suspected of walking out of the store with close to $600 worth of items in her cart. She was apprehended at about 4:30 p.m. in the afternoon, and placed under citizen's arrest.

According to authorities, Richards spent the night in jail and was released on Monday, Aug. 3, on $5,000 bail.
Her ailing ex-husband, Monty Brinson, told Entertainment Tonight late Monday that he was surprised by the shoplifting claims. "I couldn't imagine Kim stealing or shoplifting anything. She is a giver," he told the site. "I am in complete shock. Guaranteed this must be some kind of mistake, and the facts will come out soon. She was arrested for shoplifting toys in a cart, but this was a clear misunderstanding. This was not alcohol or drug related."

Okay yeah sure...there was a "misunderstanding".  The only misunderstanding here is the fact that she wound up inside the store and not just in a crumpled heap in front of the doors.