Thursday, August 20, 2015

Jared Fogle's Butt is in Serious Trouble

(Editor's Note: There were so, so, so many good foot-long pictures)

Welp, it looks like Jared Fogle is the monstrous pervert we all thought he was when he started with those pushy Subway ads.  Not only did he refer to middle school girls as "hot" and have sex with two minors but also obtained pornography of children as young as SIX YEARS OLD!!!!  This has all come to light via Rochelle Herman, who documented all the grossness for years.  

Fogle will be serving anywhere from five to twelve years.  Who knew the footlongs would one day be going in another way for ol'  Jared?

I'm sorry.

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