There are a few disturbing elements to this information, so let's just get down to it. Johnny Depp missed a press conference in Tokyo and blamed his absence on being attacked by a chupacabra. Depp told reporters, "I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called 'chupacabra." I faught with it for hours. They're very persistent, very mean. And I'm pretty sure it came into my suitcase. I threw him off the 23rd floor. So we'll never see him again. Thank you for understanding." The reporters seem to think Depp was joking, and the real reason for his absence was a cold, which is totally lame, and Hollywood speak for "I've lost my shit and think I'm being attacked by a chupacabra."
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