Bethenny Frankel is Planning to Launch her own Strain of Weed

 

Via UsMagazine:

 

A stoner’s dream come true! Bethenny Frankel’s Skinnygirl empire will soon be capable of supplying customers with the chillest night ever. The Real Housewives of New York City star plans to launch her own line of “Skinnygirl marijuana" in Alaska, Colorado, Oregon, and Washington, where recreational cannabis is legal, sources reveal exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly.

“It will be a specially engineered strain of pot designed to not give you the munchies,” an insider close to the Skinnygirl cocktails creator, 44, tells Us. “She read about how profitable the cannabis industry is and wants to get in on that.”

Now, I am a huge fan of anybody who is planning on launching their own strain of weed, but the fun of smoking pot is the fact that I can literally eat a whole Domino's Deep Dish and feel okay about it, or totally own some sweet and sour shrimp until I look like Homer Simpson trying to push a shrimp tail into my already bloated face hole.  Why would I want to smoke weed that takes that away from me?  WHY BETHENNY WHY??