Monday, January 12, 2015

Golden Globes Rundown

Okay so I totally turned off the Golden Globes after the two sad old ladies hosting got into their terrible Bill Cosby impersonations, but here's what I DO know after doing some heavy internet sleuthing:

-Jennifer Lopez's nipple made an appearance.
-Kathy Bates got injured and screamed out in pain...it seems somebody may have stepped on her foot.
-Everyone was sweaty.
-Margaret Cho is still alive...who knew?
-Lena Dunham is a terrible human being and should be exiled to a planet where she is forced to wear clothes that cover the mishmash that is her body.

That's pretty much it.  For more information, please talk to the nurse who takes care of your grandmother because she always leaves that shit on when she's bored.  Granny ain't too fun y'all.  Here's some pictures:
Frances McDormand

Clive Owen and Matthew McConaughey on stage at the Golden Globes.

Jennifer Aniston couldn't keep her hands off Kate Hudson's butt

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