Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Michael Phelps's Intersex Ex Now Doing Hardcore Porn

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Photo Cred: TMZ
You know, when I was a young whipper snapper dreaming of a career in law or interior decoration with my three closest pals in Atlanta and oh the hijinks we would get into...ahhh sweet Georgia memories...anywho, back to planet earth...I never thought I would be sitting in my tiny little cubicle surrounded by Joan from payroll's goddam Indian takeout containers and writing about this circus.  Anyway, that intersex person who apparently banged Michael Phelps is doing porn.  

I like what I've become.

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