Monday, January 5, 2015

Cameron Diaz is Married


So Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are now a happily married couple, having tied the knot just moments ago in their Beverly Hills home.  So just think, kids...if Benji Madden can marry Cameron Diaz, you could tots ask that girl to prom or win that football game.  Naw I'm just fuckin' with ya...go back to Mario Kart. 
 
 
Kids still play that shit, right?  If not this post is going down in flames and I don't know what to do.  Time to crank call Coolio again...

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