Amanda Bynes's Spaceship Should be Coming for her Soon

Goddamit where to begin...

Okay, so in the past 24 hours, Amanda Bynes has  lost her shit in an epic fashion.  It's almost too much to comprehend but here's what we got:

-She took to her Twitter to accuse her father of physical and sexual abuse, but then retracted the statements, saying she had a microchip in her head that MADE her say those things.  She then accused her father of having her microchipped in the first place.

-Tweeted this to the tabloids (in general) "help a nigga out and hop off ma dick"

-Tweeted "I need to tell the truth about my dad" 

-Stood in the middle of the road when at the airport, pretending to be on the phone and ranting about how she wished she had Britney Spears's dad.

-Was placed on involuntary psychiatric hold.

There's more, obviously, as there always is with Amanda Bynes.  I honestly don't know what kind of joke to make here because after watching the video on TMZ it just looks like she is so fucked up that it's too sad to even take a shot at this Gary Busey/Margot Kidder/Courtney Love Frankenstein.  Oh look-I did it.  

But seriously, this is a fucked up person who is in so much need of medical attention it's not even funny.  I really do hope she gets the help she needs because this video truly shows what a descent into madness looks like.  Enjoy: Video

UPDATE:  It looks like Sam Lufti has something to do with all this...for those of you who don't know (because everyone forgot) Sam Lufti is Britney Spears's ex-manager who was pretty much responsible for her breakdown.

UPDATE:  It looks like Sam Lufti helped Amanda Bynes's parents trick her into going to the mental hospital...which is good I guess?  I don't know.  Also, the man whom Amanda claimed to be betrothed to has come forward to say they are NOT getting married, were simply friends in rehab, and haven't spoken in months.