Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Paul and Linda Hogan's Marriage is Officially Dun-dee

After leaving his wife and mother of his FIVE children in 1986 for Linda, his co-star in Crocodile Dundee, Paul Hogan is once again officially divorced. Ladies, please control yourselves, the line starts over there! Linda filed papers in October, but the divorce was just finalized, with Linda getting 5.775 million and Paul retaining the rights to Crocodile Dundee. The two have one child together, a fifteen-year-old son of whom they will share custody. We can't wait for Paul to get re-married, and then get  Linda and his new wife together at some point, and Paul can point to Linda and say "That's not a wife," and then point to his new lady and say, "This is a wife." Ahh, classic!

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