Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Hey Working Mothers...Kim Kardashian Has Some Advice for Ya!

Because who else to take advice from than someone who is literally NEVER around their kid, and also-does not have a career.  Via ABC News:

Kim Kardashian credits motherhood with changing her view on life.
However, it also altered the way she looks at her career.
"It is an adjustment trying to balance a career and motherhood for sure, but the key is to prioritize. You become more selective and work on projects that are so meaningful because you want every other waking moment spent with your family," the reality TV star told Julia Restoin Roitfeld for her blog, Romy and the Bunnies. "You have to remember though to make time for yourself. If you feel good, you will be happy in your career and family life and everyone is happy!"
Oh I see...by "selecting meaningful projects" she means only starring on some of her awful family's reality shows...Kim and Khloe Invade Poland or some shit. I'm sorry, but Kim Kardashian giving mothering advice is like Honey Boo Boo's mom giving fitness tips...or teaching math...or speaking correct English. And by "career" she simply means the fiberglass empire E! has built surrounding a novelty family whose only claim to fame was a sex tape and a patriarch peripherally involved in the O.J. Simpson trial.  So come on, ladies...if you working mothers don't picket the E! building for unleashing this completely delusional gypsy onto the world, then Gloria Steinhem grew a penis in vain.  
Ed. Note: It's been brought to my attention that I know nothing about Gloria Steinhem or the women's movement.  Nevertheless, put on your prettiest dress, some lipstick and get out there you crazy broads.

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